Must say I think the first one is the best :)

From: R.P.

Aristotle, Plato and Descartes are on a plane. The flight attendant
comes by to take their drink orders. She asks Aristotle if he'd
like a beverage. Aristotle says, "I'll have a ginger ale."

"And how about you, Mr. Plato?"

Plato says "Diet Coke, please."

She says, "and Mr. Descartes, anything to drink for you?"

Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears.

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A man is praying to God. "Lord," he prays, "is it true that to
you, a million years is but a second?"

"Yes," the Lord says, "that is true."

"Well, then, what is a million dollars to you?"

"A million dollars to me is but a penny."

"Ah, then, Lord," says the man. "May I have a penny?"

"Sure," says the Lord. "Just a second."

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An angel appears to the head of a Philosophy Department and says,
"I'll grant you whichever of three blessings you choose. Wisdom,
beauty, or ten million dollars."

Immediately, the professor chooses wisdom. There is a flash of
lightning, the professor is transformed, but then he just sits there,
staring down at the table.

One of his colleagues whispers, "You have great wisdom. Say
something!" The professor says, "I should have taken the money!"

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Tamara P Duvall                            http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA     (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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