Must say I think the first one is the best :)
From: R.P.
Aristotle, Plato and Descartes are on a plane. The flight attendant comes by to take their drink orders. She asks Aristotle if he'd like a beverage. Aristotle says, "I'll have a ginger ale." "And how about you, Mr. Plato?" Plato says "Diet Coke, please." She says, "and Mr. Descartes, anything to drink for you?" Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears. ________________________________ A man is praying to God. "Lord," he prays, "is it true that to you, a million years is but a second?" "Yes," the Lord says, "that is true." "Well, then, what is a million dollars to you?" "A million dollars to me is but a penny." "Ah, then, Lord," says the man. "May I have a penny?" "Sure," says the Lord. "Just a second." ________________________________ An angel appears to the head of a Philosophy Department and says, "I'll grant you whichever of three blessings you choose. Wisdom, beauty, or ten million dollars." Immediately, the professor chooses wisdom. There is a flash of lightning, the professor is transformed, but then he just sits there, staring down at the table. One of his colleagues whispers, "You have great wisdom. Say something!" The professor says, "I should have taken the money!" -- Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/ Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
