It's funny/strange, how certain subjects seem to come up all at once,
in a herd, then subside for months at a time; here's another one about
a married couple. Though there are some vital differences as well (one
being that, while the earlier joke was a new one to me, this one is on
its second round at least <g>) But, as before, I've stripped the joke
of the pictures. Never have been a fan of comic books anyway :)
From: M.W.
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe
box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never
to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
day the little old woman got sick and the doctor said she might not
recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she
said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to
never argue. She told me that, if I ever got angry with you, I should
just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the dolls, but what about all of this
money?
Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling all those dolls."
A Prayer.......
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death...
I don't know how to crochet.
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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