From: S.W.
A Cajun walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the
alligator up on the bar and turned to the patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
manhood inside - then the 'gator will close his mouth for one minute.
After that, he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my private parts
unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will
buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured approval.
The man stood up on stool, dropped his trousers, and placed Mr Johnson
and the boys in the alligator's open mouth. The 'gator closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle,
smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head and the alligator
opened his mouth. The man retrieved his genitals unscathed.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
After a few minutes the man stood up again and made another offer:
"I'll pay $100 to anyone who is willing to give it a try," A hush fell
over the crowd but after a minute a hand went up in the back. A Blonde
woman timidly spoke up ... "I'll try it, just don't hit me so hard with
the beer bottle."
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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