This *may* have made the rounds before; just because I don't remember
seeing it, doesn't mean it hadn't. But it's still good, I think; I've
always been partial to the "Little Johnny" jokes, infantile as they may
be. Could be because the first one I've ever heard, I heard at age 10
and it had a "naughty" word in it -- irresistible :)
From: D. D.
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for teenagers,
the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated
young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you
needed
to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss." The teacher says:
"That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry, I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back
in a
minute." The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word
'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."
Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to
go shake hands with a personal friend, whom I hope to be able to
introduce
to you after dinner."
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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