I bet this one is rally popular among travelling salesmen :)
From: L.M.
An Alberta woodpecker and a Saskatchewan woodpecker were arguing about
which place had the toughest trees.
The Alberta woodpecker said Alberta had a tree that no woodpecker could
peck. The Saskatchewan woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly
pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Alberta woodpecker was amazed. The Saskatchewan woodpecker th en
challenged the Alberta woodpecker to peck a tree in Saskatchewan that
was absolutely im - peckable (a term woodpeckers like to use).
The Alberta woodpecker expressed confidence, said he could do it and
accepted the challenge. So the two flew to Saskatchewan where the
Alberta woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called im-peckable tree
with no problem.
Both woodpeckers were terribly confused. How is it that the
Saskatchewan woodpecker was able to peck the Alberta tree and the
Alberta woodpecker was able to peck the Saskatchewan tree, yet neither
was able to peck the tree in their own province???? After much
woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently
your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
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Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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