How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
(see each breed's answer below)
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of
us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!
Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?
Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier : I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off
the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
the dark.
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking
light bulb.'
12. Greyhound/Saluki: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
in a little circle...
14 Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Keep going down
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is:
'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and
a massage?'
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS
HAVE STAFF!
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