The language is a bit of colour but I thought the joke was so funny that I will risk it! Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
It was entertainment night at the old age home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat ' I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations '. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces*. **"SH**!**T"* said the Hypnotist. * **It took three days to clean up the old age home.* __________ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus signature database 3990 (20090406) __________ The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus. http://www.eset.com To unsubscribe send email to [email protected] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [email protected]. For help, write to [email protected].
