On Jun 10, 2009, at 14:49, David C COLLYER wrote:

[...] her husband
says, "Are you wearing crutchless knickers?"
"Yes",she answers, smiling coyly.
He replies,"Thank the Lord for that, I thought the stuffing was coming out of
the settee."

Doubtless, after this bit of brilliant wit (not!), he spent the next two weeks on crutches, to learn the difference between "crutch" and "crotch".
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Tamara P Duvall                            http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA     (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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