I wish to share this little story with my on-line friends & I hope that
it gives everyone a good chuckle.
Hugs from Pene in Tartu, Estonia
Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan
woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said:
¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?¨
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those
of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by
the gym.
To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious
humans).
They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and have adorable baby
whales.
They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.
They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia,
the Bering Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia.
Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs.
They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than
humans.
They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.
Mermaids don’t exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside
the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish
or human? They don’t have a sex life because they kill men who get close
to them not to mention how could they have sex? Therefore they do not
have kids either. Not to mention who wants to get close to a girl who
smells like a fish store?
The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.
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