Thank heavens I'm in the 5%...... Sue in a damp EY On 21 Jul 2009, at 13:28, jeanette wrote:
> Have seen this before and still did not get all the answers right!!! > Jeanette Fischer,Western Cape, South Africa > > > Your Annual Dementia Test > > It's that time of year to take our senior citizen test. > Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As > we grow > older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, > you lose > it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of > intelligence. > Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or > not. The > spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your > answer. > > OK, relax, clear your mind and begin > > 1. What do you put in a toaster? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something > else. > Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. > > > > > > > > > 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink? > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next > question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content > yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto > World. > However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3 > > > > > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made > from blue > bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house > is made > from black bricks, what is a green house made from? > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' > why the > hell are you still reading these??? > If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4 > > > > > > 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over > Germany > (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided > into West > Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, two engines > fail. The > pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, > decides on > a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he > can do > so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's > land' > between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the > survivors? > East Germany, West Germany , or no man's land'? > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: You don't bury survivors. > If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you > said, > 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question. > > > > 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to > Milford > Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , > six > people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two > people get > off and four get on. In Cardiff , 1 1 people get off and 16 people > get on. > In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on .. In > Carmathen, > six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. > What was the name of the bus driver? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! > Don't you re member your own name? It was YOU!! > > > > > > > > Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than > you. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus > signature > database 4263 (20090721) __________ > > The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus. > > http://www.eset.com > > > To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the > line: > unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to > arachnemodera...@yahoo.com. Regards Sue. To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachnemodera...@yahoo.com.
