I wish I could say that I was so clever to have made this poem but I am just passing on some fun! Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa.
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA The computer swallowed grandma. Yes, honestly its true! She pressed 'control' and 'enter' And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm. I've searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind; I've even used the Internet, But nothing did I find. In desperation, I asked Google My searches to refine. The reply from him was negative, Not a thing was found 'online.' So, if inside your 'Inbox,' My Grandma you should see, Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her And send her back to me. This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer........ They are the greatest!!! We do not stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing. NEVER Be The First To Get Old! No virus found in this incoming message Checked by PC Tools AntiVirus (6.0.0.19 - 10.004.074). http://www.pctools.com/free-antivirus/ __________ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus signature database 4384 (20090831) __________ The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus. http://www.eset.com __________ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus signature database 4384 (20090831) __________ The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus. http://www.eset.com To unsubscribe send email to [email protected] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [email protected]. For help, write to [email protected].
