> >>For all who are there and for those who will be there!!!!!!!! >> >> >>Observations on Growing Older >> >>~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them >>...but your grandchildren are perfect! >> >>~Going out is good. >>Coming home is better! >> >>~When people say you look "Great"... >>they add "for your age!" >> >>~When you needed the discount you paid full price. >>Now you get discounts on everything ... >>movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them. >> >>~You forget names ... but it's OK >>because other people forgot >>they even knew you!!! >> >>~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose >>is now 15 and you have a better chance >>of losing your keys than the 15 pounds. >> >>~You realize you're never going >>to be really good at anything .... especially golf. >> >>~Your husband is counting on you >>to remember things you don't remember. >> >>~The things you used to care to do, >>you no longer care to do, >>but you really do care that you >>don't care to do them anymore. >> >>~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair >>with the TV blaring than he does in bed. >>It's called his "pre-sleep". >> >>~Remember when your mother said >>"Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? >>Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident! >> >>~You used to say, >>"I hope my kids GET married ... >>Now, "I hope they STAY married!" >> >>~You miss the days when everything worked >>with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.. >> >>~When GOOGLE, iPod, email, modem ... >>were unheard of, and a mouse was something >>that made you climb on a table. >> >>~You used to use more 4 letter words ... >>"what?"..."when?" ??? >> >>~Now that you can afford >>expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere. >> >>~Your husband has a night out with the guys >>but he's home by 9:00 P.M. ...next week it will be 8:30 P.M. >> >>~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it. >> >>~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!! >> >>~What used to be freckles are now liver spots. >> >>~Everybody whispers. >> >>~Now that your husband has retired ... >>you'd give anything if he'd find a job! >> >>~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... >>2 of which you will never wear. >> >>~~~~But old is good in some things: >>old >> songs >>old movies >>And best of all OLD FRIENDS!! >> >>Love you, "OLD FRIEND!" >> >>Send this on to other "Old Friends!" and >>let them laugh in AGREEMENT!!!
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