I always enjoy that joke as if it was the first time ... thanks for reminding me of Moses andJesus !!!!! dom from paris
Le 02/12/10 21:46, Agnes Boddington a écrit : > > Jesus knows: > > A burglar broke into a house one night. > > He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables when a > voice in the dark said: > 'Jesus knows you're here.' > > He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and > froze. > > When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and > continued. > > Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the > wires, clear as a bell he heard: > > 'Jesus is watching you.' > > Freaked out, he shined is light around frantically, looking for > the source of the voice. > > Finally, in the corner of the room his flashlight beam came to > rest on a parrot. > > 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. > > 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, > > 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.' > > The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? > > Who in the world are you?' > > 'Moses,' replied the bird. > > 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. > > 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' > > 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.' > > > Whatever we do to stay amused whilst almost snowed in! > Agnes Boddington - Elloughton UK > > To unsubscribe send email to [email protected] containing the line: > unsubscribe lace-chat [email protected]. For help, write to > [email protected]. > > To unsubscribe send email to [email protected] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [email protected]. For help, write to [email protected].
