One my brother sent me... don't think we've seen this one before....
The Benefits Of Green Tea ... A woman goes into the doctor's all bruised and beaten up pretty badly. The Doctor says, "My god .. what happened?"The Woman replied, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husbandcomes home after a few beers he beats me up." The Doctor says, "Well, I have a really good remedy for that.When your husband comes home drunk, just make a cup of green tea, take asip and start swirling it in your mouth. Don't drink it, just swirl it around and around for a while." Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks all healthy and fresh again.The woman says, "Doctor, that green tea thing is brilliant! Every time my husband comes home drunk, I sip and swirl repeatedly with green tea and henever touches me now." The Doctor replied, "Excellent ... so now you can see why keeping your mouth shut is such a good idea!!!"
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