After a heart attack a man undergoes open heart surgery. When he regains consciousness after the surgery, he realizes that he is being cared for by nuns in a catholic hospital. When he is fully aware again, a nun asks him how he is going to pay for the surgery. She asks him whether he has medical insurance. Weakly he replies: "No insurance". Then she asks whether he has money in the bank. He replies: "No, no money in the bank". So, she asks whether he has any family who can help him. "No, only the one sister, an old spinster, who is a nun in a convent." The nun, quite annoyed, says: "Nuns are not spinsters, they are married to God!" "Well", says the patient: "In that case, just send the invoice to my brother-in-law!"
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