Because of the difficult economic situation, several business mergers are
expected in the coming year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
3). Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
4). FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
5). Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Honeychild.
6). Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants .
7). Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally...
8). Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
Jean in Poole, Dorset, UK
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