*/The Importance of Walking /* *Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a* *nursing**home at $7000 per month.
* *My grandpa started walking**five miles a * *daywhen he was 60.**Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.* * * *I like long walks,****especially when they are takenby people who annoy me.* * * *The only reason I would take up walking****is so that I could hear heavy breathingagain.* * I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..*** ** *I**joined a health club last year,**spent about 400 bucks.**Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.* * * *Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash**my mouth out with chocolate.* * **The**advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'* * * *If you are going to try cross-country skiing,**start with a small country. * ** *I know I got a lot of exercise**the last few * *years,..just getting over the hill. * *We all get heavier as we get older,****because there's a lot more information in our heads. * *That's my story and I'm sticking to it. *** *Every time I start thinking too much****about how I look,I just find a Happy Hour**and by the time I leave, I look just fine.* * You could run this over to your friends But just e-mail it to**them* ** To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachne.modera...@gmail.com. Photo site: http://community.webshots.com/user/arachne2003/albums/most-recent
