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>>Subject:Fwd: The Jewish Elbow - Italian Grandfather >> >> >> >> >>T H E Jewish E L B O W >> >>A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to >>visit with his wife. >> >>"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There is a >>big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you >>in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push >>3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell." >> >> >>"Grandma that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my >>elbow? >> >> >>"What . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?" >> >>______________________________________________ >> >>Wise Italian Grandfather >> >>Why Italian fathers and grandfathers pass their handguns down through the >>family: >> >> >>An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I >>wanâ you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated ..38 revolver so you >>will always remember me." >> >> >>"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch >>instead?" >> >> >>"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a >>beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. " >> >> >>"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another >>man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "? >> >> To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachne.modera...@gmail.com. Photo site: http://community.webshots.com/user/arachne2003/albums/most-recent
