> > > >Just in case you didn't know - > > > >GIRLS this is how a man works > >1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN >STORAGE FACILITY. > >2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. > >3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE >DESTINATIONS. > >4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. > >5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY >DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. > >6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK-He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. > >7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of >RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. > >8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. > >9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGE
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