1973 vs 2006

Scenario: Jack goes duck hunting before school, pulls into school 
parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's shotgun, 
goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006- School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail 
and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for 
traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end 
up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006- Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.. 
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. 
Sits still in class.
2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School 
gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad 
gives him a whipping.
1973- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to 
college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006- Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to 
foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state 
psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad 
goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ ++++++++

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1973- Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006- Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. 
Car searched for drugs and weapons.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006 : Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear 
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for 
graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state 
school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core 
curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a 
living because he can't speak English.

++++++++++++ +++++++++

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of 
July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1973- Ants die.

2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with 
domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from 
home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list 
and is never allowed to fly again.

++++++++++++ +++++++++

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his 
knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1973- In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006- Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. 
She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

David in Ballarat

To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line:
unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

Reply via email to