Dog Joke
A little girl asked her Mum,
Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mum replies, "No, because she is on heat."
What does that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was
on heat and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent
and said "OK, you can go now,
but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
the leash.
Surprised,
Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!)
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The little girl said,
"She ran out of petrol about halfway down the block so another dog
is pushing her home."
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