AARP Survey
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore - under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live. Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.' Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Q: Why should 60+ year-old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60+ year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 60+ year-olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year-olds when they enter antique stores? A: 'Gosh, I remember these.' Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing... David To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
