>Ramblings of a Retired Mind > >I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell >(mobile) phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. >I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also >made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue >teeth, I think. > >You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that >people didn't like me anyway. > >I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on >beer cans. > >I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you >still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.' > >I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it >'Pumping Rust'. > >I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest >is falling into your drawers! > >When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you >got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!' > >Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in >case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor'! > >Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What >are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why don't they just put >their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for >them while they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them while >they are taking their pictures. > >I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot >more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming >for their finals. >Noticed in our town centre we now have a Disabled Toilet, spent >hours on one leg waiting for the repair man! > >As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve. > > >' Enjoy Your Days .&. Love Your Life' Because ::: > >' Life is a journey to be savored
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