Welcome to Britain
A Somalian arrives in Leicester as a new immigrant to the United
Kingdom.He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says,
"Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country!" But the
passer-by says"You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani". The man goes on and
encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in Britain!" The person says "I no Blitish. I flom Hong
Kong"
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful
Britain!" That
person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not British!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a British
citizen?" She says, "No, I am from Romania!" So he is puzzled, and
asks her, "Where are all the British?" The Romanian lady looks at
her watch,
shrugs, and says..."Probably at work."
Agnes Boddington - Elloughton UK
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