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dom from paris where autumn is settling in ..
Agnes Boddington a écrit :
*Male or Female? *You might not have known this...but a lot of
non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some
examples:
*FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but
you can see right through them.
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*PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off....it takes a
while to warm them up again. * *
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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*TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
inflated.
**HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go
anywhere......you have to light a fire under their b....side.
**SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.....squeezable and
retain water.
**WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.
**TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old
lines for picking up people.
**EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the
weight shifts to the bottom.*
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**HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly
changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
**THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be
male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to
push...he just keeps trying.
Agnes Boddington - Elloughton UK
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