Subject: Tired Nurse - This is short & sweet


A very tired nurse walks into a bank,

Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a checque ,

She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse

And tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake,

She looks at the flabbergasted teller

And without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great....



  Some asshole's got my pen!'

David in Ballarat

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