This is a heartfelt plea for as much money as you can spare going to a good cause. This is Davids story: David was once a carefree ginger Mountain bike rider who thought he had it all,a secure job, a lovely home,a loving wife and devoted family.A wife who cared for his every whim,a tiger and temptress and a damned good cook.She cared not a jot about the man hours he spent tampering with his bits in the garden hut,she turned a blind eye to the many hours in bed flicking through those glossy MBR mags.She ignored the many man hours trawling websights gazing at frames of all shapes and sizes and the many empty bottles of lubricant she would find hidden around the garden.Unmarked packages with chains in started arriving through the letter box invoiced to a company called "wiggle". Her silent tears flowed as he snuck from the marital bed every sunday morning,slipping into his lycra ,shining up his helmet and sweating away pounds on a group ride in strathclyde Park sometimes in the dark!! He even started to prostitute his services stopping unsuspecting males who happened to pass him whilst out on an innocent bike ride. 2 years she had suffered the humiliation and rejection until the last spoke broke on the rusty wheeltrim that was now their marraige. David attempted to sell her to gain funds for his increasing collection of Bikes. She found his vain attempt at humour on the pc and his world came crashing down.
So give generously to the Red Hair Appeal and help a desperate man to kick his Habit. Davids ex wife Nyree Remember i'm alone most Sundays all day,any offers considered (Mountain bikers need not apply) ----- Original Message ----- From: "gerard gallagher" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, March 14, 2009 9:25 PM Subject: RE: wife for sale > > > Sale or return? > > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] > [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of davie w > Sent: 14 March 2009 20:28 > To: lanarkshiremtbclub > Subject: wife for sale > > > Hi > 41 year old wife for sale to fund purchase of new Whyte 19 titanium > hardtail (as featured in this months MBR) > Great cook, stacked and very funny (sometimes too funny). > Offers in the region of 3K, no time wasters (Alistair or Gerry) > Try before you buy not included with this sale > > Contact Davie for further details > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ The google group is going to switch off on Thursday 19th March to let us try out the forums on the site. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
