Sooz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
Users: I've received this important warning from off-shore sources
deep in the Caribbean.
Be alert: This is REALLY bad news!
If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it.
This is the most dangerous E-mail virus yet. It will completely re-
write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks
that are even close to your computer. It also demagnetizes the strips
on all your credit cards, reprograms your ATM access code, screws up
the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch
any
CDs you try to play.
It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your
ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will give your ex-
boy/girlfriend your new phone number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink
all your soda and leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will hide your car keys when you are late for
work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static
while stuck in traffic.
When executed "Badtimes" will also give you nightmares about circus
clowns. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
Rogaine. "Badtimes" will give you Dutch Elm disease and brown patch.
If the "Badtimes" mail message is opened in a Windows 95 environment
it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the
forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also
refill your skim milk with whole milk.
It is insidious and subtle.. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.
It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few
signs.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Be careful - practice safe computing!
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