Steve Wright <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
A man walks into the pharmacy and purchases a box of condoms, as he
walks out of the pharmacy he begins laughing. The next day the same
guy walks into the same pharmacy and again buys a box of condoms. As he
leaves the pharmacy he again laughs histerically. The third day,the
man again enters the pharmacy and purchases a box of condoms,and again
as he was leaving he broke out into a fit of laughter. The Pharmacist,
thinking this behavior is quite odd,has his assistant follow the man
to find out what was so funny. About an hour later the assistant
returns with a grin
on his face. The pharmacist asked him "Did you find out what was so
funny?" "Yes" the assistant replied, "when he leaves here he goes to
your house."
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An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens.
The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on
in years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt
anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and
turns him loose in the barn yard.
Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets
a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old
rooster. I've got to do something about this. He walks up to the new
bird and says, "So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really
think you're hot stuff, don't you? Well I'm not ready for the
chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove
it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll
run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all
the hens for himself."
Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he
was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young
rooster.
"And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of
half a lap. I'll still win easy," said the young rooster.
So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race with
all the hens gathering around to watch. The race begins and all the
hens start cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old
rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old
guy's lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there.
Unfortunately the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time
around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young
rooster.
By now the farmer has heard all the commotion. He runs into the
house, gets his shotgun, and runs out to the barn yard figuring a fox
or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the
two roosters running around the hen house, with the old rooster still
slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires,
and blows the young rooster away.
As he walks away slowly, he says to himself ........
"Damn, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."
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As big bird spreads the word, anybody with a heart votes love.
- Fluke.
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