"Ronald Helm" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> IMPOTENCE PILL WREAKS HAVOC
>
>WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) - Viagra, the new pill for impotence approved
>by the Food and Drug Administration on Friday, is already causing
>problems across the country. The FDA had said a man would need to
>by sexually aroused before the drug would work, but apparently
>failed to consider that most men walk around in a constant state of
>sexual arousal. Several disasters or near-disasters have already
>been reported:
>
>* In Boise, a passenger plane skidded off the runway after the
> pilot's erection inadvertently hit the button that causes the
> landing gear to retract.
>
>* Students in a Houston high school Geography class were subjected
> to a surprise visit from Mr. Bill Woeford's "Eiffel Tower."
>
>* In San Bernardino County, outside of Los Angeles, a 17-car pileup
> occurred when trucker Dirk Diggler apparently lost control of his
> rig, blocking his vision and causing him to also lose control of
> his truck.
>
>* During a live television interview on WZQX in Madison, Wisconsin,
> County Commissioner Anita Senshoffer became confused and began
> speaking into the penis of reporter Samuel Zoch.
>
>FDA Spokesperson Bonnie Thurston commented, "There's no limit to
>the damage that this pill could cause. We've got to make sure it
>doesn't fall into the wrong hands, like President Clinton's, for
>example."
>
>- Reported by Tristan Fabriani
>
Women have their faults. Men have only two.
Everything they say. Everything they do.
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