Hi Doc Couldn't resist--thought this was great. Thought of you and me. jackief -- In the sociology room the children learn that even dreams are colored by your perspective I toss and turn all night. Theresa Burns, "The Sociology Room"
>X-Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Light Version 1.5.4 (16) >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Brad V Bena) >From: Courtney Wangen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: Smokes in the Rain >Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED],[EMAIL PROTECTED],[EMAIL PROTECTED], > [EMAIL PROTECTED],[EMAIL PROTECTED], > [EMAIL PROTECTED],[EMAIL PROTECTED], > [EMAIL PROTECTED],[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > I THINK YOU WILL LIKE THIS ONE. >Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking >>a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into >>her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her >>cigarette and continued to smoke. Sort of a raincoat for her >>cigarette. >> >>Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it >>that you put over your cigarette?" >> >>The other old lady said, "It's a condom." >> >>"A condom? Where do you get those?" >> >>The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase >>condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, >>the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked >>the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but >>looked a little surprised that this old lady was interested in >>condoms, but he asked her, "What size do you want?" >> >>The old lady thought for a minute and then said, "One that will fit a >>Camel!" >> > >
