Steve Wright <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
HI Sue loved these absolutely wonderful :-)
Steve
-----Original Message-----
From: Sue Hartigan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Thursday, April 16, 1998 10:40 PM
Subject: L&I STRANGE SEX LAWS
>Sue Hartigan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
>
>
>STRANGE SEX LAWS
>
>In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to
>have sex without a permit.
>
>If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is
>having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and
>wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
>
>A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while
>fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
>
>In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer
>while lying in bed with his wife.
>
>A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to
>make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or
>sardines.
>
>A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon
>table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.
>
>Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a
>clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law,
>no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
>
>Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the
>horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a
>Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
>
>During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should
>engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car
>has curtains.
>
>In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
>In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck
>driver inside a toll booth.
>
>Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to
>furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of
>two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love
>on the floor between the beds.
>
>In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex
>on the city's airport property.
>
>A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with
>a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges,
>the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man
>does not receive any punishment.
>
>In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a
>virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
>
>In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his
>female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
>
>The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
>missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is
>considered illegal. (So this is how they plan on getting Clinton)
>--
>Two rules in life:
>
>1. Don't tell people everything you know.
>2.
>
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