Richard Soderstrom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:


Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for
25 years with only suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter,
came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. One day, deep in the
wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously
thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while.

Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion, Jane came
out into the open and offered herself to him.  As she reclined on the
wild grass, Tarzan became aroused.  He quickly ran over and kicked
her in the crotch. In pain, she screamed, "What the hell did you do
that for?"  Tarzan replied, "Tarzan always check for squirrels."

The dirty old Gandy Dancer



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