Richard Soderstrom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes: > 1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." > > 2. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved > about in that time-management course you sent me to." > > 3. "I was working smarter-not harder." > > 4. "Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper." > > 5. "Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our > mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" > > 6. "This is one of the seven habits of highly > effective people!" > > 7. "I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance." > > 8. "I was trying to remember where that difficult > "Z" Key was, and now it is indelibly imprinted on > my brain, or at least my forehead." > > 9. "I'm in the management training program." > > 10. "I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination > Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last > mandatory seminar you made me attend." > > 11. "This is in exchange for the six hours last > night when I dreamed about work!" > > 12. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to > relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate > against people who practice Yoga?" > > 13. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost > figured out a solution to our biggest problem." > > 14. "Uh, hey, whaddaya expect... the coffee machine > is broken..." > > 15. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." > > 16. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just > won't wear off!" > > 17. "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?" > > 18. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian > rhythms of the workaholic!" > > 19. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my > contact lens without my hands." > > 20. "The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun so I > was playing dead to avoid getting shot." > > 21. "Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day." The dirty old Gandy Dancer Subscribe/Unsubscribe, email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] In the body of the message enter: subscribe/unsubscribe law-issues
