"Dr.L.D.Misek-Falkoff" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:


Greetings - Here is a memory jogger from another list - betcha the group
here knows all the terms!  Enjoy, :) LDMF.
------------------------ Cyn wrote: ---------------------------------
REMEMBER WHEN....

  COMPUTER WAS SOMETHING ON TV
  FROM A SCIENCE FICTION SHOW
  A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN....
  AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT.....

  MEG WAS THE NAME OF MY GIRLFRIEND
  AND GIG WAS YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UPRIGHT
  NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS
  AND THAT REALLY MEGA BYTES

  AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT
  A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW
  A CURSOR USED PROFANITY
  A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO

  MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE
  A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT
  AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2' FLOPPY
  YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT

  COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO THE GARBAGE
  NOT SOMETHING YOU DID TO A FILE
  AND IF YOU UNZIPPED ANYTHING IN PUBLIC
  YOU'D BE IN JAIL FOR A WHILE

  LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE
  HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD
  A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED
  AND A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE

  CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE
  PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE
  A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME
  AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU

  I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER
  AND THE MEMORY IN MY HEAD
  I HEAR NOBODY'S BEEN KILLED IN A COMPUTER CRASH
  BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY WISH THEY WERE DEAD



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