Sue Hartigan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where :-) means a smile and :-( is a frown. Well, how about some
"butt" and "boobies" icons?
Here are some cuties I've found floating on the Internet. "Everything
you wanted to know about Emoticons but were afraid to ask."
*Butt Emoticons* (unisex)
Can you compare your butt to one of these? {hehehe}
(_!_) a regular butt
(__!__) a fat butt
(_~_) a snake in the butt
(!) a tight butt
(_._) a flat butt
(_^_) a bubble butt
(_*_) a sore butt
(_!__) a lop-sided butt
{_!_} a swishy butt
(_o_) a butt that's been around
(_O_) and a butt that's been around even more
(_oo_) a butt built for two
(_#_) pound my butt
(_##_) pound my butt even harder
(_x_) kiss my butt
(_X_) leave my butt alone
(_zzz_) a tired butt
(_Z_) a butt kicked by Zorro
(_o^o_) a wise butt
(_?_) a dumb butt
(_13_) an unlucky butt
(_$_) this butt will cost you
(_0_) this butt will cost a lot less
(_Y_) a butt that can't say "No"
(_<_) this butt belongs to someone
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*Emoticons about Men* (eroticons)
:-) -: Smilie with an erection
:-( :- Impotent. (Or let down).
:-\ -8 Blue balls
;-) o===8 Braggart. (Every man on Internet)
:-\ 8o After a cold shower. (It�s so cute! Isn't this what
Jerry Seinfeld said about the "shrinkage factor?"
;-) ===8 Circumcised.
8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain.
:-) -^^- In need of some corrective surgery.
:-) :-..... Taking a leak.
:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand. (Every man on Internet?)
:-{ -__-: After slamming the toilet seat.
:-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.
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*Emoticons about Women* (titicons)
Take your pick....
:-) 8 - Female.
@-8--<===== Long-legged female.
:-)-8( )<==== Pregnant Female.
(.)(.) Regular Boobies
. . Very Little Boobies
(o)(o) Medium Boobies
( . )( . ) Big Boobies
( o )( o ) Bigger Boobies (Pamela Anderson-Lee's?)
( O )( O ) Huge Boobies
{.} {.} Shriveled Boobies
( , ) ( , ) Drippy Boobies
[ _ ] [ _ ] Android Boobies
(,)(,) Boobies with pierced nipples
( * )( * ) Implanted Boobies (very pert)
( ) ( ) Nursing Mom boobies,
(o) (o) aka "my shoulders hurt"
(^)(^) Madonna Boobies
-<.><.>- Teeny Bikini Boobies
--(.)(.)-- Regular Bikini Boobies
---( . )-( . )--- Mondo Bikini Boobies
x x No boobies
(/)(/) Feminist Boobies
()() Wonderbra Boobies
( o )( o ) [ ;-) <===8 ] ( o )( o ) Every man�s dream,
aka "mena-je-trois"
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1. Don't tell people everything you know.
2.
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