In message <[email protected]>, Mark Calabretta writes:

>OK Tom, I'm prepared to accept those odds.  I'll give you $16
>if you correctly predict the date of the next leap second, and
>you give me $850 if I predict the date of the next leap day.

And in extension of the previous discussion about words, I think
this provides us with the correct word to describe the deficiency
of the UTC timescale:  "unpredictable".

And anyone who cannot see a pythonesque dialogue in this needs a
humour-transplantation:

        A: Well, you see, we have this timescale called UTC, so that
           we all can agree what time it is.

        B: Brilliant!  That sounds like a jolly good idea, what with
           all the ships and planes and whats not.

        A: Yes, but there's a snag you see.  Due to an embarrasing
           little misunderstanding in the past, we cannot tell how
           long time there is to one year from now.

        B: Say again ? 

        A: Ehh, we sort of don't know how long a year is...

        B: Uhm, I mean, February has 28 days (counts on fingers) yes,
           28 days, March has 31 days and so on, couldn't you just add
           them up ?

        A: Ohh yes, no worries there, February and March are no problem
           and May is fine too, as is July to November, but June and
           December are a bit of a problem for us.

        B: (flips to the middle of his desk calendar, counts pages)
           Just wanted to make sure, but it seems to me that that June
           is 30 days, and as I recall so was it last year, right ?
           In fact, I don't remember any year where june wasn't 30
           days and I am pretty sure that good old Ms. Wormwood taught
           me that this would generally be the case ?

        A: Yes, absolutely, 30 days, no doubt about that.
           ...
           It's more a sort of "how long are the days in June" or
           to be more precise, "how long is the last day in June" ?

        B: Ohh, I see!  The God Ol' Bards troubling you isn't he ?
           "Shall I compare the to a summers day" and all that ?

And so on...

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