The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a
mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about
our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the
door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We
agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love
all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask
over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he
started to tremble and we made wild love all night.
Then I shared my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the
black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he
came in the door and saw me he said,
(wait for it..)
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
one will obtain one's overcoat from the cloakroom.............
Betty
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