Not bad…reminds me also…… Guy waiting to board a plane with a dog on al leash……security officer comes up and says no dogs allowed on planes !
Oh yeh…says the guy…this is an FBI dog….check us out… Told he can board the plane he gets on and sits the dog in the middle seat… Fellow in the window seat says…Hey…what’s with the dog ? This is an FBI dog… Oh yeah…what can he do ? Wait till we’re airborn and I’ll show you !! Once aloft he turns to the dog and says “ Check!” The dog jumps off the seat and runs into the main section of the plane…..5 mins later he returns…tail wagging …jumps back onto the seat and starts licking the guy’s left cheek… Whats that mean…..asks the second guy “Found drugs on board” whispers the handler…. Wow…he answers amazed…..” That’s nothing….watch more” Check he shouts again….dog runs off….same thing but this time licks him on the other cheek… Whats that mean ? “Found contraband cash”… Wow…..”Wait there’s more “ “Check” This time the dog returns after 15 mins….looks at the handler…starts running round in circles then pisses and shits on the carpet….. Wow…what’s that mean? Scroll down mate FOUND A BOMB ON BOARD !!!!!!!!!!!! * * Reminds me off a joke --- oldie As there was a rash of smuggling dollars from B-G airport the authorities were looking for ways of stopping it. In comes this guy with a sniffer dog that could solve the problem. Being sceptical they gave him and his handler a trial. After 20 people had filed pat the dog at security control, the dog started barking. Arresting the guy they found 50$ Three minutes later more violent barking. This time 250$ Two minute later barks the dog and nets $150 So they say to the handler ' one more success and he's in' Two minute go by --nothing -- three then four -- zilch. Then the dog goes berserk. Yapping and barking it breaks its leash and bounds after the suspect. Racing up the stairs it catches him and pins himto the ground. Then it picks up its back leg and pees all over the suspect Dumbfounded the officials ask for an explanation. 'Ahh, he was smuggling Shekelim' :-) Dr Michael Benjamin, Community Psychiatrist ------------------------------- myRay: On-line Self-Help CBT http://www.myRay.com ------------------------------ Mental Health: http//www.MyDoctorExplains.com -------------------------------- Auditing || Quality Control http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com/alamo/ -------------------------------- Blog: http://www.DrMichaelBenjamin.com _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman-new.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected] MARCHING ON TOGETHER
