As all Leeds supporters are a bunch of fucking lunatics here is some refreshing news. Not only does wanking make you blind. But Viagra makes you deaf. The mind boggles; as all the blinded ageing masturbators [ a definition of the average Leeds fan] mistake their Viagra for god knows what & go deaf by accidentally overdosing.All this with delusions of re-found 'unaided' bursts of virility. Gets worse. Not only do we have difficulties seeing where to put the 'thing' we cannot hear the normal real time instructions-commands-demands either --- . [ Maybe not a bad thing after all]. Must be much healthier just eating prawn sandwiches.
Isn't close season exceptionally boring? Michael Dr Michael Benjamin, Community Psychiatrist ------------------------------- myRay: On-line Self-Help CBT http://www.myRay.com ------------------------------ Mental Health: http//www.MyDoctorExplains.com -------------------------------- Auditing || Quality Control http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com/alamo/ -------------------------------- Blog: http://www.DrMichaelBenjamin.com _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman-new.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected] MARCHING ON TOGETHER (There's it)
