1. Tell fans that we'll do big business in the window. 2. Wait till the window opens. 3. Sign a loanee that you never use and probably never will. 4. Leak a load of names that you won't buy. 5. Make excuses when someone else does. 6. Start yammering about your stars not being sold thus drumming up interest. 7. Whilst denying that they will not be sold sell them if the price is right as the window closes. Promise to use the money in the next window. 8. If no mug of a buyer is to be found claim a moral victory that you ' clung on to the crown jewels'. 9. As window closes furiously berate agents' greed and crazy prices that you will not pay as we are a well run organisation. 10. Spend all profits on a PR campaign and legal fees . 11. Continue ad nauseum Dr Michael Benjamin, Community Psychiatrist ------------------------------- myRay: On-line Self-Help CBT http://www.myRay.com http://www.myRay.org ------------------------------ Mental Health: http//www.MyDoctorExplains.com -------------------------------- Auditing || Quality Control http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com/alamo/ -------------------------------- Blog: http://www.DrMichaelBenjamin.com _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected]
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