FFS Rob, DRB just wanted a summary, now you are taking this to another
level... but it's great fun

>From Wikipedia:
A Haiku in English is a short poem which uses imagistic language to convey
the essence of an experience of nature, or the season intuitively linked to
the human condition

LUFC's performances this season cannot in any way be described as conveying
the essence of an experience of nature, so I presume that from the Wikipedia
definition  we are talking about the latter, aka the season intuitively
linked to the human condition?

The Haiku therefore as a summary for DRB is:

<haiku>
The List Digest is long and arduous,
Our new signings are not so wondrous, so yea shall we endure the curse of
the Malignant Stoat,
I informed you thusly
</haiku>


For a definition of ' I informed you thusly', please read on from here, it's
not available on Wikipedia:

Under normal circumstances I'd say I told you so.  But, as I have told you
with such vehemence and frequency already, the phrase has lost all meaning.
Therefore, I will be replacing it with the phrase, I informed you thusly.

And, for all you pedantics out there, I kept the Haiku to the original 3
sentence rule applied by Mr Walmsley, if you consider each line to be a new
sentence...

2-0 to the Riversiders - grrr - and it's not even on the bloody cable telly!

OzPete

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