> A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
> She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of
milk.
> When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a
mistake, and thought that she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
> So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
>
> The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I
found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
> Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
>
> The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to
fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and
beautiful again."
>
> The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
>
> Wait for it, wait for it .......
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> The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ....
> I can splash it on my eyes!
>
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28th Oct 1938 - 12 Nov 2013
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