I am currently working on a project about football fans in Leeds and the
internet and stuff for a thing the Central Library is doing in Leeds.
Looking back at the list archives from 17 years ago I came up with this
beauty: I don't know where David Bromley is these days but I hope he has
his coat on....
Betty
*david bromley * [email protected]
<mailto:david%40bromleyhouse.freeserve.co.uk>
/Thu, 16 Mar 2006 21:07:51 -0000/
(LU) FIRST JOKE ON T'NEW LIST?
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunken guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help
him?" she asks. "No, I did not! Its 3 o'clock in the morning and it is
pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes"
comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, Please!" comes
the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over
here... on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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