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On Tue, 29 Jul 2025, 21:29 John Boocock, <[email protected]> wrote: > Here's something we don't often see on the list, yes a 'joke de jour': > > A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life > by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself > from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her. > "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are > off to Australia tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care > of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." > With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to > go to Australia , the woman accepted. > That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but > comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would > bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her > until dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a > routine inspection. > "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. > "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings > me food every day and I get a free trip to Australia." > "I see," the captain says 'and thats all is it?' > Her conscience then got the better of her and she added, "Plus, he's > screwing me." > "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Isle of Wight Ferry" > _______________________________________________ > Leedslist mailing list > Info and options: https://mailman.gn.apc.org/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > To unsubscribe, email [email protected] > > Find us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/leedslist/ > > The Rev, John Lee. Now spinning the platters in the holy discotheque of > the real man. Yorkshireman. May that lucky pizza and a bottle of Grolsch be > waiting for you with the Celestial Lards R.I.P. _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: https://mailman.gn.apc.org/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email [email protected] Find us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/leedslist/ The Rev, John Lee. Now spinning the platters in the holy discotheque of the real man. Yorkshireman. May that lucky pizza and a bottle of Grolsch be waiting for you with the Celestial Lards R.I.P.
