spaeaking of Colliechester.............. -------- Original Message -------- Subject: Re: [club_mekon] my radio show with live-stream
Jim English wrote: > Bluecock is right, I have to make do with voyeurism these days. I'm looking > forward to watching 11 men from Leeds get f*cked in Colchester next season The honourable limp member for Collie Chester is correct. Imagine the scenario, Robbie Cowling is walking home after a night on the lash in Colchester. He decides that the quickest way back to his luxury terraced house up by the barracks is on the bus. When he gets on the bus he pays his fare and settles down with a creased copy of Metro left on the seat by a discerning commuter some hours earlier. Old Robbie opens up the Metro at page 3 (well you would wouldn't you?) and instead of the delights of Naughty Nancy or cheeky Carol, what does he find but an intriguing footy story that any top football club chairman would immediately read in full (he even misses his stop). Yup, you've guessed it, he's happened upon the story which tells the tale of a successful Leeds Red triangle team being ousted from their habitual league because of their behaviour in a popular Leeds night club. Robbie, being astute realises that this might be the answer to his ever failing club's dreams. Here's a team who win week in week out - doesn't matter who the oppo is - LCT Garage at York Road, The Mainline at Greenthorpe, Old Centralians the lot, this team takes them all on and leaves them shattered from picking the holy golden sphere from out of the back of the onion bag. He immediately gets his chief scout, the ever willing Paul Dyer, to hop on the Megabus (no expense spared) to the North's premier city. A quick hop and a jump from the bus station and our man is on the number 5 to Swinnow. Dyer gets off at Swinnow Road middle stop and pops into the Barnleigh for a quick half and some accurate local information and within 20 minutes he is sat supping tea with local football legend Brian "Twink" Wilson where a deal is thrashed out to take the West Leeds squad in its entirety down south to Essex where they will fulfil the role of professional players at the new Colchester United ground in season 2008/9. The crux of the deal? A simple demand from the lads for regular free entry into the new Shaggers Night Club in CollieChester where the brave Loiners will be treated to the usual fare served up by the ladies* of the night in that part of Essex. And all the ladies* will have to provide is the dripping banjos. Jim your dream will come true. "Voyeur Club 09" memberships for Shaggers are now available on line at www.shagessex.com/nightclubmembershipforms.html or from the ticket office between 11am and 3pm on weekdays. Ace times darn sarf eh? Bert * and most likely some young men P.S. Shaggers will be a little bit like Scenarios in Halstead, but just a wee bit more sophisticated as the sawdust will be changed weekly rather than only on Bank Holidays. ------------------------------------ _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist "the morphine patch and the handfuls of dihydrocodiene and paracetamol did the business. I am GOING TO WEMBLEY !!!!" Dave Nattan May 16th 2008
