From somewhere in cyberspace ...
Pass it on if you like, just clip the headers please. It might be
libelous, but it's certainly funny. :-)
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THE KEMP SONG
He's been a frickin' evil doctor
For thirty frickin' years
The place he wants to ruin
Is the space between your ears.
He wants to keep you stupid
He wants to keep you dumb
Unless you're born a rich kid
He thinks that you are scum.
He blames the Labor Party
Whatever he gets asked
It's always Labor's problem
From administrations past.
He will not answer questions
He tries to weave and duck
To drag the truth from David Kemp
You'd have to use a truck.
He ignores the oath he promised
To tell the truth and serve
The payers of the wages
He thinks that he deserves.
But nothing ever happens
That's his fault in any way
He claims the blame for nothing
So how does he earn his pay?
The courses he approves of
Are the ones that lead to work
'Cause History, Maths and Drama
Are all just ways to shirk.
He wants to see a workforce
Of thoughtless, docile drones
He wants to see a country
Of selfish yuppie clones.
He wants you paying up-front
If you want a uni place
And if you have to borrow
He'll charge you "market rates".
It's all in aid of business
To keep its taxes low
You and I can suffer
So corporations grow.
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