April Fool?

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From: "Sharon Ann Kasa" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Sent: Monday, April 01, 2002 2:40 AM
Subject: [LegacyUG] Bit problem


>
> MUNICH: In a move predicted to have serious ramifications for the
> internet,leading maker of binary digits, Bitfabrikenworken Gesellschaft
> gmbh, announced that it is filing for bankruptcy. This move is believed to
> be prompted by the realisation of abnormal losses resulting from
> unauthorised derivatives trading linked to the collapse in value of the
Thai
> baht.
>
> Computer systems consultant Michael J Springhoff, of Anders Arthurson
> Consulting, believes that the move will have a major impact upon the
> functioning of the net. "Bitworken was the world's largest supplier of
bits,
> with some 50 to 60 percent of manufacturing share." Bits are the
> binary digits, representing 'on' or 'off' on which computers and the
> internet run. "All digital computers use bits to represent programs and
data
> in their memory and all communications protocols on the internet are based
> on the use of bits". "If BFW [Bitfabrikenworken] ceases production of
these
> bits, which seems highly likely now, then there will be a major shortage
of
> bits. Computers will not have enough to form programs when they boot up
and
> many computers will display error message like "unexpected end of file
> encountered". Data already stored on hard disk will not be affected unless
> it is read in from the disk and the computer then runs out of bits before
it
> can be fully written back.
>
> "If your computer loads a file and runs out of bits halfway through, then
> only some of your file can be written back to disk and the rest will be
> lost." As a result, Springhoff advises that users not use their computers
> until the future of bit production is clear. "It would be terrible if you
> opened up Legacy on your computer and created a book report only to have
> your computer run out of bits halfway through, leaving you with only the
> first chapter."
>
> If the bit shortage eventuates, the internet is expected to suffer massive
> failures as computers simply run out of bits to send. "The 'net is like a
> huge series of pipelines criss-crossing the world," says Springhoff,
"except
> that instead of conveying oil or gas it conveys bits. Obviously, if
> computers in some parts of the world just run out of bits then there is
> nothing for the net to send and things will come to a standstill." Worse,
> some commentators predict a 'negative bit suckback effect' which might
> affect a computer full of bits that is connected through the internet to a
> computer which suddenly runs out: the other computer, in a desperate
attempt
> to keep running, could create a 'bit vacuum' which, in effect, will suck
> bits from your machine to it, probably crashing your machine and
corrupting
> its data in the process. The effect would be worst for those computers
> connected to the 'net by high-speed and high-bandwidth connections such as
> ISDN or ethernet lines, but modem users could experience the effects on a
> smaller scale. The only suggested solution is to refrain from connecting
to
> the internet at all until the world supply of bits can be assured.
>
> Major private companies are already turning to countries with a positive
bit
> surplus in an attempt to head off potential problems. Brazil, New Zealand
> and Iceland are the hot choices as the low level of computer usage in
these
> countries means that many small businesses and government departments have
> reasonable stockpiles of unused bits which can be bought and transferred
to
> the US and other large users of computing power. "While the exact figure
for
> New Zealand is unknown," says Springhoff, "it is believed that they have
> some 15 or 16 terabytes of unused bits stockpiled around the country,
which
> is even more per head of population than the
> number of sheep in that country. If carefully used, it could be a major
> export for the country and provide much-needed foreign exchange." Other
> analysts are worried, however, that the bits will be used purely for their
> electrical value in powering generators in the blacked out city of
Auckland.
> That would be a terrible waste, according to Springhoff, equivalent, he
> says, to burning 200 year old mahogany wood to heat your house. However,
the
> possibility is quite real if power is not restored in that city soon.
>
> The other major winners from this crisis are companies that specialise in
> recycling bits. These companies, which generally buy old computers and
break
> them apart to salvage the bits inside, are expected to make a killing from
> the boom in demand for their bits. It is not known how many bits can be
> provided by this method, but it is estimated that 10 to 20 percent of the
> shortfall of bits could be made up. However, it is a non-renewable source
of
> bits and there is already sign of possible opposition from environmental
> groups opposed to the environmentally unsustainable use of bits.
>
> A last possible hope would be that the company is either taken into
> bankruptcy administration or that its bit generation and bit foundry works
> are taken over whole by another manufacturer so that the disruption of bit
> production is minimal. So far no overt expressions of interest have been
> made, although leading Japanese bit producer Wondrous Star Bits Kaisen
> Kaisha is reported to be interested in some form of arrangement.
>
> Ben Kremer
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> 1 April 2002
>
>
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