No, I don't wish to hear that. I do wish to hear one say, The Iraqi regime has been defeated, President George Bush declared victory in Iraq long ago, our mission completed. All US troops will now be removed from Iraq and strategicly redeployed, so that they may serve in the defense of our country as they inteended to, as they swore to, as they have not been in Iraq.
--- In [email protected], John Perna <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > DO YOU WISH? > > DO YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? > > My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. > > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. > > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. > > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. > > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. > > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. > > Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. > > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing problems we still have at home. > On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Attack us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a good country to terrorize? Try Cuba, North Korea, France, or maybe China. > > Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. > > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. > > > While we are at it, we will start moving the United Nations out of the United States. We do not need any more spies with diplomatic immunity. Dropping our membership in the United Nations will be next. H. R. 1146, to get out of the United Nations, is now on the "fast track" for passage. > > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not opposing us for a change. > > Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put them? Yes, we will use them for border security. > > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty and CAFTA - starting now. Ww will also drop all efforts to ratify FTAA. > > We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care. > > It is time for America to focus on the well being of its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin." > > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. Lower taxes from abolishing foreign aid ought to take care of that. > > To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget. > > To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic. > > God bless America. Thank you and good night. > > If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier. > > > > > --------------------------------- > Brings words and photos together (easily) with > PhotoMail - it's free and works with Yahoo! Mail. > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > ForumWebSiteAt http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Libertarian Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Libertarian/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
