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It's time for convicted felons to unionize

Come join our grand opening <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_opening>
celebration. Our mission  <http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mission> is to
unionize <http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/union>  convicted felons
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convict>  nationwide. Our five (5) major
gripes <http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gripe> , in behalf of convicted
felons <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convict> , are:

    1. No more stockpiling  <http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stockpile>
inmates as human garbage  <http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/garbage> in
landfills <http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/landfill>
    2. No more disenfranchisement 
<http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/disenfranchise> of convicted felons'
voting rights  <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convict>
    3. No more zero representation 
<http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/representation> in Congress for convicted
felons <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convict>
    4. No more discrimination 
<http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/discrimination> against convcited felons
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convict>  in the job markets
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job_market>
    5. No more obstruction of justice
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obstruction_of_justice>  against
Defendants'  <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defendant>  due process
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Due_process>

Families, friends and loved ones of convicted felons
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convict> , who live in the United States,
are welcomed to join Academia News
<http://groups.msn.com/AcademiaNews/grandopening.msnw>  newsgroup.

We're not going to yin and yang 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang> about our Bill of Rights
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_of_Rights>  any further. There has
been too much monkey business already and not enough actions.

Our approach is 100% business-like. The first step is for our new
members to return back into our classroom to receive a college eduation
about our Bill of Rights.

Solemn Truth  <http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Solemn> will serve as our
school master and college professor. Professor Truth will shed much
needed light about how crooked the NACDL 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NACDL> really is.

Be aware there are many Truth haters 
<http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hater> in the United States
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States> . They prefer being lied to
all of their lives. It's time-out for criminal defense lawyers 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawyer> to stop lying, cheating and
robbing all criminal Defendants 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defendant> using the law 
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law> as their pistols
<http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pistol> .

Let's have a show of hands for all convicted felons
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convict> , who want to continue being
screwed in the poo poo <http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/crap>  by our
criminal defense lawyers <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawyer> ?

Well, since we don't see any hands raised in the air, then we have a
unanimous  <http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/unanimous> vote that it is
high time to unionize  <http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/union> all
convicted felons across the United States
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States> .

Stanley <http://mypapertrail.underwriterweb.com/editor.html> , Editor









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